GridHortons.com Terms of Service

1. Welcome to GridHortons

GridHortons (“we,” “our,” “us”) operates as a parody café and catering brand within Second Life and related virtual worlds. By accessing or using GridHortons.com (“the Site”), you agree to these Terms of Service. If you don’t agree, please step away from the donut box.

2. Virtual Goods & Services

All items, catering packages, and coffee cups offered through GridHortons are virtual, non‑edible, and intended for roleplay use only. We do not serve real coffee, donuts, or sandwiches — though we wish we did.

3. User Conduct

• Be kind, respectful, and caffeine‑positive.
• No griefing, trolling, or spilling virtual coffee on others.
• Do not misuse GridHortons assets, logos, or scripts outside approved RP contexts.

4. Intellectual Property

All GridHortons branding, logos, and designs are original parody works inspired by Canadian café culture. “GridHortons” is not affiliated with or endorsed by Tim Hortons or any real‑world entity.

5. Payments & Refunds

Any payments made for GridHortons products or catering services are considered donations or RP transactions. No refunds will be issued for virtual goods unless an item fails to deliver in‑world.

6. Liability Disclaimer

GridHortons is not responsible for caffeine withdrawal, donut cravings, or lag‑induced coffee spills. All services are provided “as‑is” within the virtual environment.

7. Privacy

We respect your privacy. GridHortons.com does not collect personal data beyond what’s necessary for site functionality and RP interaction. No real‑world data is sold, shared, or brewed into analytics.

8. Changes to These Terms

We may update these Terms occasionally — usually after too much coffee. Continued use of the Site means you accept any changes.

9. Contact

For questions, catering requests, or donut emergencies, contact us at info@gridhortons.com .